You're Probably a Hater If...

Hate On Me by Jill Scott

Please don't be fooled by the influx of haters we have seen in recent years, The species Homo Hateris have been in existence since Jesus' day (Judas=the 1st Hater) and they will continue to live among us. Now since most haters are in some form of twisted denial I have come up with some tell tale signs of the classic hater.


LADIES
If you see a guy you think is sexy and he is talking to another chick and your reaction is..."that bitch aint cute!" You're probably a hater


If you see another female wearing a cute outfit and you just have to find something wrong with it...You're probably a hater

If you only have negative things to say about your home girls boyfriend no matter what is going on with them...You're probably a hater


If you and your girl are out at the club and she has a booger in her nose or tissue on her shoe (LOL) and you don't say a word...You're probably a hater


If you give the "stank face" to every female you ever look at other than your mom....You're probably a hater


FELLAS
If your homeboy got a new girlfriend and doesn't hang out with you as much and all you do is talk shit...Your probably a hater


If your homeboy is cool with a chick you may have liked and you start tellin her not to hang out with him *AHEM*...You're probably a hater


If you have the nerve & audacity to sleep with your homey/brother/uncle/cousin/daddy's girl *tsk tsk*...You're probably a hater (this goes for the ladies too)


EVERYBODY
If you can't stand to see anything positive going on in someone else's life...You're probably a hater


If people always say to you "Why you hating?"....You're probably a hater


Watch out folks the Homo Hateris species is out and in full effect. Keep positive people around you.

Feel free to add on in the comments section


"When you know better you do better" T